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How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold, I’m not mentioned at all because some new bullshit study came...
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Jack-off Journal #18
Content note: incest, menstrual blood, consensual non-consent. April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this month marks the...
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Jack-off Journal #20
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On this #dildoholiday, I had to borrow my friend’s Good Clean Love, and I had to stream my porn...
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Ask Piph #9
Want to ask me a question? Email me at hey.epiphora [at] gmail [dot] com, or ask here. Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most toys, the...
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Review: Carter
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe. Whatever my mood. If clitoral stimulation makes me come while the Carter is inside me, I...
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A decade of sex blogging
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since I first published a review of a sex toy on the internet. It was fall 2007, my junior year of...
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Review: Stronic G
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a dildo and definitely not a vibrator, the Eins features an internal weight that...
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Jack-off Journal #22
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva, to uninspiring results, so this time I decided to try it in...
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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that's looked like a sort of survivalist hedonism. I've been reaching for comfort sex toys, proven winners, rather than toys I'm...
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Sex blogger field notes: audio journal
Orgasms on tape? Not quite. Squishy vagina sounds? Absolutely. Today I'm releasing exclusive tapes from last month's masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the field --...
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